You Are Lost in the Dungeon (404 Page Not Found)

Roll 1d6.

1. A strong breeze snuffs your torch. You're lost and blind!
2. You hear crunching and munching noices around the next corner.
3. You hear and feel the vibration of massive stones grinding agaist each other, but you can't tell where it's coming from.
4. You notice the long passage you've been walking down slopes almost imperceptibly downward. Do you go deeper or retrace your steps?
5. You find a small wooden chest. Pray to your gods that it contains a map showing where you are!
6. You find an message chalked on the stone wall next to a crude lever "Pull for stairs up!" Hmm....

Go home!